Computer Services at JIRDC

The JIRDC Computer Services Department is responsible for maintaining the Riddle Center’s Local Area Network, and all the workstations and printers connected to it. Our Help Desk operates from 7:00 am until 4:30 pm Monday through Friday. If you have any questions, please call 2785.

Computer Problem?

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

Ever wonder what would happen if you replied to one of those scam e-mails you get from Nigeria every couple of months? Paul did, and you can read THIS and find out.

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